Me. At least after what I've been through.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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