p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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