I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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