Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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