brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
How naked do you want me to be?
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