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what do you have against ST

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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?

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(631): View more from New York

I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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(816): View more from Missouri

TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.

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(916): View more from California

It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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(513): View more from Ohio

No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.

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