how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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