and you said cock pushups were impossible
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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