His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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