Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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