I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
