He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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