I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
someone owes me an orgasm
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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