Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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