It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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