why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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