I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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