I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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