mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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