Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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