Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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