she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
id be glad to
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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