But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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