i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize