yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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