Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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