I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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