i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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