Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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