i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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