i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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