I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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