i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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