This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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