Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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