do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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