just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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