Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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