Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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