Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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My dream woman!!!
Pics or it didn't happen. Of the boobs I mean.
They misspelled "moobs". No pictures, please.
moobs don't get discounts.
NES wallet? my kind of woman.
koolaid is like...15cents a packet .... do you mean the "hid it in my boobs and stole it" discount?
How do you not know what NES is?
Marry me
I wish I had my NES and my boobs simultaneously. Life's 3 greatest play things.
What is NES?
if you don't understand you should not be here..
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