then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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