im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
