Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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