He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
do herpes really smell.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
this hospital has no fireball
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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