I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
