four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
