I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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