your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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