Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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