I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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