Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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