what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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