How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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