What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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