I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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