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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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