Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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